I was tagged by my bby: isohels 

Meet the blogger!

Rules: just insert your answers to the questions below. You must tag some followers (lol)

URL: coracorman

Name: gemma

Nickname: yem/gem

Birthday: 28th feb

Gender: female

Sexuality: your guess is as good as mine

Height: 5” just about

Current time zone: GMT (+0)

Time and date: 22:38, 1st September 2014

Last thing you googled: avenue q lyrics

My most used phrases: “yolo” “ily” “cracking”

Last thing you said to a family member: “ugh shut the door u bellend”

Favorite [only] beverage(s): coffee/alcohol

First word that comes to mind: penis

Place that makes you happy and why: with my lads.  

Number of blankets you sleep under: uno

Last movie watched at the cinema: um httyd2 and i cried

3 things you can’t live without: pizza, alcohol and tap shoes

Something you plan on learning: anger management jk fuck that

Piece of advice for your followers: izz/bekaw/dandy/kate rule, u drool

I’m tagging mothlost albrie santondavide

and any other lads who want to be aboard the banter bus

[ps i am drunk i s2g, i don’t always use phrases like “banter bus”]

posted 13 hours ago - 3 notes via isohels
, izz  bekaw  dandy  kate  


ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”


do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT


i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 


"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily


i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand